joE Callie plays the guitar and sings for the joEs.

"Playing music is my therapy. Next to sitting by the lake (see photo), it's still one of my favorite things to do."

"I play a Fender Stratocaster, a Gibson Les Paul, and a Martin D-28...because there are no other guitars. Joe Jackson is my favorite musician. And I could live on spaghetti."

"Enough about me. Tell me more about you."

joE Repsher plays the keyboards and sings for the joEs.

joE Repsher has been working diligently on his comment for over 3 years now, but due to his OCD, he keeps finding errors in it that need to be corrected before submitting the final draft.

However, he has assured us that when it is finished, it will be one of the most important and inspirational pieces of text ever written.

joE Riker plays the drums for the joEs.

"I have a music degree from Berklee College of Music, and I have my PhD."

"So you ask, why am I playing with this bunch of guys?"

"Because after every gig they take me to Dunkin Donuts and buy me a medium coffee (light and sweet) and a sour cream donut. Mmmm. I own a boat that's allergic to water, and I sleep in a tree house once a week."

joE Bracken plays the bass for the joEs.

joE Bracken rejoins the band after spending the last several years touring the world. joE Bracken recalls,

"It would have been great to take the band with me, but with the government cracking down on transporting exotic woods across international borders, it was just to risky."

joE Bracken plays a Fender bass that is half precision and half jazz, he said it best reflects the band's sound.

The Acoustic joEs are a "side project" consisting of joE Callie (guitar and vocals), joE Repsher (keys and vocals), and joE Cannavo (guitar and vocals).

Side projects can't talk, so when we asked it for a comment, it was just very quiet for a while. We waited for about 10 minutes, but like I said...we got nothing.